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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
☝🏾😂
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her ^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
never forget white people did nothing first neither the best, they sleep and eat false propaganda,
Ugh, why the shit does that have to turn into a race thing? Why does EVERYTHING have to turn into a race thing?
because white people have made sure that everything is about race
as proved by the fact that when you say explorer, you think of a bunch of white guys walking the world and discovering it ~exotic wonders~ even though Zheng He travelled through Asia, to the Middle East, and even East Africa. But you’d likely never heard of him before.
Same reason you never heard of Ahmad Ibn Fadlan, an Arab traveller who, as early as the 10th century, went to the Volga area for diplomatic reasons. He wrote about it, much as Marco Polo would do later for his own travels, and is one of our sources on what viking were like (and by all accounts, he wrote about them more accurately than western scholars of the same period did)
Oh, or Ibn Battuta who travelled throughout Africa long before europeans did, and even went to Europe himself.
Everything is about race because white people keep telling everyone that their race is the only one who every got anything done.
i have heard of precisely zero non-european explorers ever in my life, and that fucking sucks. this exhibit is amazing and i need to learn more.
That boat is a frickin aircraft carrier comparatively. Holy crap. And no. Never heard a peep.
Zhenghe went to over 40 countries in Asia and Africa and probably went even further, but I didn’t encounter that in history books before. He brought gifts from China to every country he went to and everyone loved him. It was just like “Hey, I’m here with a water-helicarrier and a gift,” and the kings of every country were lilke “holy shit son well here have a giraffe.” There are paintings depicting him leading a giraffe as well. Check him out guys, he’s really cool
That is so awesome. Fuck western history. This is the real shit.
So, before John and Sherlock get together right, assuming John hasn’t quite moved back into Baker Street just yet …
Sherlock starts doing all these little things:
making sure John’s favourite tea/jam/fruit is always stocked in,
there is actually milk in that hasn’t been used for slightly sketchy ‘scientific’ jiggery (good god does he want to peel his own face off after waiting in line at the grocery, even goes so far as to label bottles with sharpies so John knows which bottle is the good milk and continues to do it when they run out),
makes a concerted effort to make the damned tea at least 40% of the time even though he prefers the way John makes it (still can’t figure out why it tastes different when John does it even though he’s closely observed and documented the process)
ensuring there’s a cushion always on John’s chair because John uses one to support his back (plus he’s endlessly amused by the wriggling John performs in order to dig his arse just right into the armchair),
asking if John’s (meaning they’ve) eaten and either ordering in or taking him out early with Rosie (or asking Mrs Hudson to babysit which she makes a show of being put upon ‘I’m not your babysitter!’ but secretly-not-so-secretly loves) or – shock fucking horror – making food himself (it started off small, he made John sandwiches one day and John nearly stroked out because holy shit in all the time he’s known Sherlock he’s never seen him so much as put a slice of cheese between two pieces of bread and then suddenly there’s this chicken salad sitting in front of him with tomato that’s cut in a slightly dodgy fashion but it’s fricken glorious otherwise. lets not mention the other time he stroked out walking in on Sherlock making mushroom risotto (and baked veggies and apples for the bebeh) that ended up tasting like it’d been brought to earth by the hands of the fucking gods “Simple chemistry, John. Do continue breathing but don’t aspirate the rice, that’s not where it goes.” )
before the milk and general foodstuff stocking started, Sherlock scrubbed the fridge. He doesn’t wish to speak of it. He will never inform John that is was the most horrifying domestic experience he’s endured in quite some time. Due to this horrifying turn of events he wasn’t as fascinated as he could have been with the congealed, crusted over, furred and nigh on semi sentient eco system that had established itself in the right crisper bin.
clearing away more and more clutter for Rosie. Every time John shows up the flat is just that much more baby friendly. The day John shows up and spies the bumpers on sharp edges, socket covers on the unused electrical outlets, the baby locks on the cupboard doors and the flat as clean and organised as he has ever seen it, he just stands there in wonderment while Rosie happily chews and drools all over his lapel. It takes a cup of tea shoved under his nose for him to snap out of it.
So, Australia is a shit show. It’s on the last bit of free fall to the bottom of the well.
The “She’ll be right, Mate!” mentality needs to be over.
The apathy needs to stop.
Education has failed. Healthcare has failed. Social Welfare has failed. Equality has failed. Immigration has failed. Environmental Protection has failed.
This is a deliberately broad list as it includes every issue we all know about in one neat package. All of our systems have failed. Every single issue that we blog about, tweet about, facebook about, protest about (in areas where protesting hasn’t been made illegal) is symptomatic of a government who has failed us.
Yes, it needed bold italics. There is too much compartmentalisation happening with regard to action. No one issue is more important than the other. They are all important and what do they all have in common? Government inaction and repression.
People banging on about the ‘Rule of Law’ seeing us right in the end have their heads shoved so far up their arses they can’t see the goal posts have been moved. The government is quite literally changing the Law to suit their own purpose, amending legislation to forward their own design.
When I say ‘their design’, a majority of the time it isn’t even an idea that’s come from their own head. It comes from the corporations, lobbyists, the few with everything who want to keep it that way. Class warfare at its finest with the corporatocracy leading the charge.
The onus of responsibility for our very existence has been given to a room full of spoilt children fighting for the last red frogs in a bowl that’s been put there by a hand full of psychopaths.
“In the immortal words of The Doors, ‘The time to hesitate is through’.” - Lucas, Empire Records (1995)
SHERLOCK: Good question, tiny man. You’re extremely short and well-mannered. The length of your body makes me feel sad in a way I don’t quite want to understand.
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